Jon’s Stone Chilly Cop Checklist #31: MJBizCon finds… solely kidding. They didn’t even have weed there.

Nicely I missed November, but it surely’s been a loopy month so bear with me. This one’s stacked with all of the gems I discovered throughout Biz Con… solely kidding. The very best half about that occasion was our afterparty with Meth & Pink at Brooklyn Bowl, and that wasn’t even official. Y’all know we all know the right way to get down, even at a go well with convention. Price noting that our occasion and Jimi’s Warmth Quest had been the one two occasions I loved interval, so we’ll see if I’ll even do the Vegas marathon once more subsequent yr. I do hope all of your time in Vegas was all you hoped it’d be, but it surely appears obvious the business is much less and fewer hyped for this one yearly. 

However this practice doesn’t cease! I’m scripting this on a aircraft to Taipei, en path to my ultimate vacation spot of Bankok, Thailand. Rolling out to examine the newly legalized scene with my buds Jimi Devine and the Excessive Rise gang, so you recognize there’s going to be a ton of transmissions from the street. Hopefully we don’t find yourself in an South East Asian jail. Solely time will inform! 

When you can’t wait till the subsequent version to listen to the way it went, observe together with our antics on IG or Twitter. And as at all times, be happy to ping me and bitch about what I missed, or what must be on the subsequent one!

Inexperienced Dawg’s Maracuya

Courtesy of Inexperienced Dawg

I’m continuously trying to find ‘out of the atypical’ flavors, and boy did Inexperienced Dawg hit me proper within the strike pocket with this one. To begin, this candy but musky lower is like, repulsively enticing. You realize what they are saying about cologne needing some funk? This one’s allll over that vibe. And whereas lots of manufacturers have found out suggestions and methods to inflate the odor of their items to potential customers, you recognize they’re doing it the fitting method when you may really style the flavour in your tongue. Plus, it’s a Inexperienced Dawg pressure – which suggests it’s not even attempting to play the hype recreation, they’re simply targeted on producing actually, actually good weed that they themselves wish to smoke. The final word QC course of!

Portal Gummies

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Courtesy of Portal Gummies

When you observe me on Instagram you’ve in all probability already seen these on my story just a few weeks in the past, however now that I’ve had a while to do my analysis I’m happy to tell you all that they’re a lot greater than MDMA gummies. Whereas these had been dope, and I actually loved myself, that is solely the tip of the iceberg for this crew. Additionally producing each micro and macro LSD gummies, a mix Mushroom & Molly chocolate bars, and DMT each in vape and it’s pure kinds, I do not know how these guys are getting away with this however the medication are legit so faucet in with the gang to get method on the market!

Doja Pak’s Giraffe Puzzy

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Courtesy of Doja Pak

I discuss how Doja’s crushing fairly a bit, and I get it annoys some folks searching for new names, however the fact is, when you see this subsequent lower you gained’t care concerning the different guys. The Giraffe Puzzy (a undertaking the crew has been working for years) is really the one. With a taste harking back to Chem, this shiny inexperienced bud looks like a misplaced basic reinvigorated with todays tech. Not solely that, however it can get you the proper stage of insanely excessive, and but not sluggish you down. Y’all know I just like the daytime steeze. Additionally value mentioning their Basic Objective pre-rolls. I grabbed one for the primary time earlier than Thanksgiving and I’ve gotta say – that is how pre-rolls must be. Three grams of all flower, and it smokes completely. They’re additionally blends of the gang’s favourite mixes – mine was Purp Dino x Stardawg 41 x Giraffe Puzzy, and it was the final word expertise.

Speaking Terps’ Terp Crawford Instances

Courtesy of Speaking Terps

Y’all know the Terps are my folks, and whereas I do my finest to not embody each drop they do, there’s a lot warmth popping out of that camp that it’s onerous to go too many lists with out together with the gang. Now, we all know the Terps like excessive finish, and that not each product they launch can be in each fan’s price range, and that is probably a type of – however man, simply have a look at how dope they’re! Made in Silver, Bronze and Brass, these iconic lighter instances function TC’s likeness carved into the metals (in addition to the basic TT emblem emblazoned on the again). And whereas they is likely to be expensive, it looks like a small worth to pay to make sure your lighter at all times finds its method again to you! They’ve bought a gang of different shit out rn too for those who’re vacation procuring and don’t wish to break the financial institution, faucet in with the boys!

Snowtill’s Piescream

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Grown by Snowtill, shot by Ginja Membership

I’ve included Snowtill right here earlier than as extra of a model profile, however this time I’ve gotta name out a particular lower he’s been engaged on. To place it merely: ST’s Piescream is likely one of the most fascinating cultivars I’ve tried not too long ago. It’s bought this like gassy and candy nostril, however what blew my thoughts is the bud has this like grease to it that’s unimaginable. Regular buds simply make your fingers sticky – this supplies nearly a liquid residue in your fingers that finally dry out to the stick everyone knows and love, but it surely’s clear this plant was completed correctly, so I’m this as an development in his capabilities. I’ve by no means seen something like this earlier than, and the virtually lime flavoring on the inhale form of numbs the mouth. Joe’s onto one thing particular.

Cali-X’s Dole Whip

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Courtesy of Cali-X

You probably already know I’m an enormous Dole Whip fan, however what Cali-X has managed to do with the cultivar has actually taken it to the subsequent stage. Undoubtedly the primary time I’ve seen it in rosin type, however the taste will smack you as quickly as you crack the jar. Whereas sustaining the pineapple sweetness, Cali’s model of it presents with a far stronger fuel aroma than I’ve seen previously. To not point out it’s bought a wonderful cerebral impact that’s excellent for happening a deep rabbit gap, or melting into your sofa with ebook.

Mike Glazer’s After Occasion on the Comedy Retailer

Courtesy of Mike Glazer

There are only a few folks I like as a lot on this business and our adjoining communities than Mike Glazer. The host of ‘Glazed’, the pre-pandemic selection present on the Hollywood Improv Lab, was my favourite present in L.A. earlier than all that COVID insanity fucked our lives up. That mentioned, ya boy is again with one other instantaneous basic that I had a lot enjoyable at I want you all to know too. Together with insanely proficient comedians like Neal Brennan, Ali Mac & Frank Castillo, Glazer’s present at all times has bells and whistles you may’t probably anticipate, so that you by no means know precisely what you’re in for, however let me promise you this: you gained’t be disenchanted you went. I consider the phrase on the road is there’s one other coming earlier than the tip of yr so control his Instagram – you’re positively not going to wish to miss these!


Courtesy of Lemonskrill

Whereas that is presumably a brand new title for many people, you’re going to acknowledge the flavour of Skrillmo’s most up-to-date undertaking, Lemonskrill. Akin to Lemon Up, with that very same nearly bitter lemon pungency, Skrillmo has dialed this one in in a basic, but refreshingly new method. We’ve been chatting on-line awhile and I’ve bought to say, the primary style he supplied was actually a head-turner. Plus, I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out his advertising is inventive, enticing, and you’ll match far more than an eighth within the mylar for those who really feel like taking it on the street!

The Liz

Courtesy of Squints x International Genetics x Westside Gunn

This subsequent one’s a collaboration between Squints, International Genetics and Westside Gunn, and it smaaaacks! I do know anytime we hear a celeb’s title at this stage within the recreation it’s nearly an instantaneous tune out for many of us, however this feels extra like an actual play than an influencer grift. Squints ain’t no buster. In truth, I’ve been saying for a minute that what International Genetics is doing is spectacular, and this actually continues the legacy. The darkish buds have a perfumated nostril, with an nearly tacky undertone, but it surely’s the enticing die lower mylar formed like a girl’s bust with a 3rd eye that makes it the entire bundle. And in order to not go too excessive on the movie star angle, the one point out of Gunn comes from the scorpion sample utilized within the backside gusset. Actually, it’s onerous to knock.

GT Rolling

Courtesy of GT Rolling

I’ve talked loads about skilled rollers these days, however one thing about what GT is doing is taking the expertise to the subsequent stage. As I at all times point out, the flower is a very powerful a part of the pre-roll, and each roll I’ve seen from GT smokes prefer it was simply completed curing. Even higher, they’ve bought a few of the most inventive methods of selling their merchandise on Instagram. Hailing from the Mitten, ALL the flavour and terps you’d anticipate from any pressure these guys are working with can be as vibrant as you’d anticipate had you rolled it your self. Even higher – whereas I favor flower cannons over hash holes, his different model, FlintStoned, can fulfill these wants for you as effectively! When you’re in Michigan faucet in with the boys!

Bonus: These Loopy Skittles

Courtesy of Lure Mart

So y’all know I like exotics, particularly of the soda and sweet selection, and boy have I bought a killer for you this time. I’ll be sincere, I’m not solely positive what they’re referred to as as a result of it’s written in one other language, however I’m blissful to explain them to you. Have you ever had the Skittles Cloudz but? They’re like a cross between a marshmallow and a gummy, and admittedly they’re wonderful on their very own. Nonetheless, no matter these new guys are take issues up a notch. Whereas the Cloudz are extra marshmallow than gummy, these new jawns flip the script and actually, it’s a method higher format. Playing cards on the desk I purchased them as a result of that they had a lil sticker within the nook that had a cherry on it with some writing I couldn’t perceive. I nonetheless don’t know what it means bc I didn’t style any cherry flavors, however would 1000% purchase once more.

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