SHUT UP, Counterpoint: You Shut Up

INSTAGRAM POST 7:42pm 

@420FORLYFE posts an image of them and their mother holding gummies.

Caption: Acquired my mother to strive an Indica gummy for sleep!🍬🍬

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@CannaLoverrrr: No such factor as Indica. All weed is so modified now so these phrases are meaningless.

@420ForLyfe replies: However, I’ve tried sativas, and so they’ve made my coronary heart race. 

@CannaLoverrrr: Simply attempting to assist. I swear to G*d, each time misinformation just like the time period indica is used it takes us 5 steps again.

I believe it’s an effective way to clarify the consequences of weed to somebody like my mother who doesn’t know something, however is curious. 

I suppose if you wish to deceive your mother go forward.

I don’t need to deceive my mother. Shut up.

You shut up.

What ought to I say?

I don’t know your mother.

Proper, but when I shouldn’t use these phrases what ought to I exploit?

You must educate her in regards to the endocannabinoid system, terpenes, indoor vs solar grown.

She doesn’t need to be taught all that.

Properly, I’m not gonna do the analysis for her!

She simply desires to strive some weed to sleep higher.

Then she wants a high-CBN pressure.

I do know that.

Uncertain.

I simply needed to share a pic of me taking an edible with my mother earlier than we watch Loss of life Turns into Her.

Satan Wears Prada is healthier.

Are you out of your thoughts? Goldie Hawn, Isabella Rossellini, Bruce Willis… in the meantime Adrian Grenier’s character suuuuuucks.

The cerulean scene is iconic. 

True, however that’s it.

And when Meryl Streep says, “Why is nobody readddddy?”

Loss of life Turns into Her is about America’s obsession with exterior validation, and the way it destroys us. DWPrada is about how exterior validation will make you a world success!

Why do you hate America?

I didn’t say that.

You inferred it.

Sure, please clarify to me what I meant such as you’re explaining weed to me – BTW I personal my very own firm.

For somebody who hates DWPrada you sound rather a lot like Miranda Presley.

You don’t even know me. I can’t look forward to this edible to kick in so I can chill the f out.

I all the time take quick performing.

CoOoOoool.

I used to be simply attempting to assist. We wish the identical factor, a profitable trade with fair-access for all.

I would like that, however you sound like a whining Bruce Willis in Loss of life Turns into Her.

I used to be simply attempting to have a dialog about hashish classification, not argue about 90’s motion pictures. 

I don’t need to do both. Everybody such as you in our trade likes to deal with short-term particulars as an alternative long-term targets. 

Brief-term particulars create long-term targets.

Positive, however while you do nothing however argue in regards to the small stuff you may’t obtain the large concepts.

That is going nowhere. I used to be simply attempting to assist. Bye.

“You shouldn’t compete with me. I all the time win.” – Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton in Loss of life Turns into Her, the higher film.

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INSTAGRAM POST 10:31am

@CANNALOVERRRR posts an image of their flourishing residence develop.

Caption: My infants are rising up so quick!

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@420ForLyfe: WOW. Coming at me for saying Indica, and also you’re dumb sufficient to put up your property develop!🤦‍♀

@Cannaloverrrr: Sounds such as you want extra sleep.

Hope you have got a gun.

I don’t, why?

$2000 in equip and crops. Dwelling grows get robbed on a regular basis.

By no means even shot a gun.

Okay, Elitist. 

Dwelling develop is essential as we battle for decrim.

Additionally they endanger neighborhoods, and destroy the local weather. Look. It. Up.

Are you saying residence develop is dangerous?

I’m saying it is best to help small farms – regulated, high quality managed, and good for the economic system.

As a med affected person on a hard and fast revenue I have to develop my very own.

That’s why we should battle to alter tax regs.

Re: high quality management, I’ve been rising for six years and know what I’m doing.

I’d by no means give my mother your unregulated closet weed.

Your mother aint getting none. BTW nothing good is getting finished whereas we battle with one another on right here.

I’m simply sayin’ purchase a gun. 

Let me guess, if all of us had weapons nobody would use them?

Not solely that, but when we predict past weapons and deal with new tech we are able to compete with China.

What new tech?

Laser eyes. 

Laser eyes?

Particularly at colleges.

You need our lecturers –

And youngsters to have laser eyes. 

So no residence develop, however everybody has laser eyes?

And, America corners the ancillary market of producing and promoting visors made out of ruby quartz so we are able to management our lasers. 

Are you speaking about Cyclops?

Yea that was a check to see should you like X-Males, and in contrast to you I wanna help small farms.

So do I.

If you make a frozen pizza do you continue to pay Dominos?

No. 

That’s the identical as not supporting small farms! 

Comply with disagree.

Would you say we’re not seeing eye to laser eye?

I’d.

Glad we agree on that.

Guess we’re making progress.

No we aren’t. 

I used to be being sarcastic. 

I’m joking. OMG you might be dumb. I’m gonna Nightcrawler outta right here. BAMF✌

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INSTAGRAM POST 9:01am

@HighTimesMagazine posts an image of Brittney Griner’s drug conviction.

Caption: De-nied. A Russian court docket on Tuesday shut down #BrittneyGriner’s enchantment

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@420ForLyfe: She has to reside with the implications of her actions.

@Cannaloverrrr: Nobody ought to be in jail 9 years on some carts.

In America, sure, however IT’S RUSSIA.

Biden ought to do the whole lot he can to deliver her residence.

He’s not even doing the whole lot he can to free all non-violent offenders in jail right here.

He’s engaged on it. 

You like Biden, Dwelling Develop Boi.😶‍🌫

“Let’s go Brandon!” – You (and your mother), most likely.

Biden’s doing the naked minimal only for votes.

That’s how politics works.

He created the worst components of the Struggle on Medicine.

Folks change.

Sheeple comply with.

It’s a begin.

Anyway, Brittney fucked round and came upon.

We have to fund MMJ analysis for athletes.

It’s not celeb athletes that need assistance, it’s veterans.

It’s everybody. 

Agree, however none of this can matter as soon as Huge Pharma is available in.

To fight that we want truthful banking for small companies.

First we want lab testing regs so individuals can’t fudge their THC numbers.

THC doesn’t matter. Terps do. It’s dangerous you don’t know that.

What’s dangerous is these wealthy, dangerous actors who steal shine from individuals truly doing the work.

To not point out all these millionaires coming in who know nothing in regards to the plant.

That’s as a result of it’s an trade not a group.

It’s truly a group being ruined by trade.

It’s each nevertheless it dont matter cuz we’re circling the drain right here arguing whereas individuals with lobbyist cash make choices with out us.

Fact. How was Loss of life Turns into Her?

We fell asleep watching a nature doc when the Indica (that’s proper I mentioned INDICA) edibles kicked in.

Watching nature docs excessive rocks.

It was about this snake within the Amazon rainforest that ran out of meals due to deforestation, and ate its personal tail.

Really a snake can’t eat its personal tail.

Is that this you explaining Indica to me over again?

Technically, consuming means to chew, and snakes swallow their prey entire.

So the snake is swallowing its personal tail?

Sure.

Kinda appears like our trade.

Agreed.

Agreed.

A minimum of we solved that. 🤝

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